Anybody home here?

Oh. It's been a while since I've updated. Whoops! Looks like I owe you some box office graphics... I'll get going on that soon. I may have to cancel the weekend features, due to time restraints. I'll see how it goes over the next couple of weeks, but those "signatures" may just be the latest victim of the dastardly villain known as homework. In the meantime, I'll try to update at least once a week with a story from below the fold. I promise.