The best News Alert EVER

I'm signed up to get breaking news alerts sent to my e-mail address. During the chaos that was the Michael Jackson Verdict Reading, I got a fair amount of e-mails. But one especially peaked my interested...

Monday, June 13, 2005, 2:15 PM PDT

(AP) %) AP News Alert

And that was that. So, according to the AP, there was a AP News Alert. That involved keyboard symbols %(5) and )(0). I'm looking foward to future news alerts! Like "Associated Press #$ Alert ^^^", or "(AP) ALERT! ALERT!".